10 Signs You’ve Been Working In Information Security Too Long
- When your mom calls you ask her three security questions to verify her identity
- Your pet’s name consists of at least 20 characters and contains a mix of numbers, uppercase letters, and at least one special character
- Your wallet is wrapped in an aluminized mylar faraday cage
- You run background checks and request employment verification before every date
- To open the door to your house requires two keys, a combination as well as a fingerprint and retinal scan
- You use so many acronyms in your everyday speech that people ask if you speak English
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- You have more security clearances and certifications than the President of the United States
- Sometimes you can’t understand your own thoughts because they are encrypted
- You have more security conference badges than Mr. T has gold chains
